Mitch Hedberg: “You know when you go into a restaurant on the weekends; it gets busy; so they start a waiting list; they start calling out names? They say like, “Dufrene, party of two. Table ready for Dufrene, party of two.” And if no one answers, they’ll say the name again, “Dufrene, party of two.” But then if no one answers, they’ll just go right on to the next name, “Bush, party of three.” Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes? No one seems to care! Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You people are selfish. The Dufrenes are in someone’s trunk right now. With duct tape over their mouth. And they’re hungry! That’s a double whammy!
We need help!
“Bush, search party of three!” You can eat once you find the Dufrenes! ”
We need help! “Bush, search party of three!” You can eat once you find the Dufrenes! ”
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