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Friday, August 31, 2012

My Favorite Silent Movies

My Favorite

You may remember this first one 
from last week's blog post: 


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The greatest comedy film by the greatest film comedian

Although a silent movie in 1925, the 1942 re-released sound version has Charlie Chaplin himself narrating. The silent star speaks! 

Such a fun, fun movie. Lots of great comedy sequences: Eating a shoe, the dance of the rolls, the cabin precariously perched upon a precipice, and much, much more! 

Some touching moments too. Chaplin was a genius at blending both. And that made the comedic moments that much funnier. A great lesson for comedy writers to remember. 




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Buster Keaton! A favorite of mine and Jackie Chan. The Great Stone Face. The King of the Pratfall. 

A physical comedian who performed all his own stunts during the silent era, except when he had to do the stunt for someone else in the same scene with him!

Buster broke his neck making his movie, but he didn't even know it, until years later when a doctor giving him an exam asked him when he broke his neck. He realized he broke when the blast of water knocked him of the top of the train. 

Harry Houdini gave Buster Keaton the nickname Buster


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Harold Lloyd. The American Dreamer. Always hopeful and optimistic in spite of the horrors that constantly confront him.

Unfortunately, this is only a clip and not the whole movie. 

This is the movie from which comes the famous picture of Harold Lloyd clinging to the face of a skyscraper clock that's falling apart high above the city. 

Harold performed these stunts himself, even though he was missing three fingers on his right hand after a prop bomb exploded during a publicity photo shoot. (He wore special gloves to disguise his loss.) 



My secret favorite ... 

How can I have a secret favorite? I like all the great ones. Herein, I picked what I think are the most iconic films for each of the three greatest silent film comedians. Each had his own style too.

Sir Charles Spencer Chaplin. The Dancer Poet. Funny, but tenderhearted too. More of an artist. Since visual comedy translates so easily, he was known the world over, even before you could be known the world over! 

Buster Keaton. The Great Stone Face. Funny too, but more rough and tumble with himself, less poetic. 

Harold Lloyd. The American Dreamer. Just as funny as the other two, maybe even more so. He went for gags like crazy. Turned out to be a bit a daredevil with heights too!

All three were brilliant! Masters of their craft. I picked The General for Buster Keaton because that's his most well known, but my secret favorite of his is ... 




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Although Buster Keaton broke his neck in The General, he faced his most dangerous stunt in Steamboat Bill, Jr. A half-ton, or maybe a 2-ton, wall falls on him, but the window's open giving him only two inches to spare on each side! 

Why is this my secret favorite? I had to pick something! Plus, the title's so silly. Makes me think of Mickey Mouse!

Friday, August 24, 2012

My Favorite Movies

My Favorite Movies

My all-time favorite movie. 
Messed me up as far as beach trips go, 
but still, I love it so. 


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The characters, the soundtrack, and, of course, the brilliant directing make this movie great! Works best when watched on a big screen with an excellent sound system. Lots of great dialogue too! 

Although a scary film, this movie's full of humor; and the comedy comes from character. A must-see movie for all comedy writers. But not if you're about to go scuba diving. 



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Fun movie. Humorous. Spoke to me. The main character Bruce, to whom God gave the Gift of Making People Laugh, struggles with that role and longs for something more. 

This movie also provides an excellent example of Free Will. Even with all the powers of God, Bruce can't make Grace love him. That's Free Will. We are neither robots nor puppets. God doesn't make us love Him. 



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The greatest comedy film by the greatest film comedian. 

Although a silent movie in 1925, the 1942 re-released sound version has Charlie Chaplin himself narrating. The silent star speaks! 

Such a fun, fun movie. Lots of great comedy sequences: Eating a shoe, the dance of the rolls, the cabin precariously perched upon a precipice, and much, much more! 

Some touching moments too. Chaplin was a genius at blending both. And that made the comedic moments that much funnier. A great lesson for comedy writers to remember. 


My secret favorite movie ....


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The story's funny and fun. Might be a bit silly for some folks. But I think that's part of its charm. 

Why is this my secret favorite? It's an Alternative-Lifestyle, Girl-Power, Chick Flick that might give some folks the wrong impression about the nature of the film. 

It's PG-13, not R, or worse. I don't recall nudity or excessive foul language, if any. A former girlfriend made me get rid of my DVD of it, so I haven't seen it in a while. (She didn't even see the movie! She made erroneous assumptions based on the aforementioned subject matter. Girls in prep skirts on the cover didn't help either.) 

That explains the secret part, so why is this my favorite? 

I see this as a Power of Love movie. I like how the Super-Villain's willing to abandon her evil empire all for the sake of love. Isn't love all we really want? Or all we need as Lennon and the Beatles sang. 

Co-stars Jordana BrewsterCool soundtrack too. 

 

What's your favorite movie of all time? 
What do you like most about it? 

Thursday, August 16, 2012

My Favorite Elvis Songs

My Favorite 
Elvis Songs



If I Can Dream

The finale of his comeback special.
This song seemed to be important to Elvis.
Or maybe he poured his heartfelt need to recapture lost glory 
into this song to give such a magnificent performance.
Plus, the song has strong lyrics.

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ELVIS LIVES If I Can Dream 25TH ANNIVERSARY


The Wonder of You

Although this is a love song, 
this makes me think of God. 
Although we rebel and sin and profane His Holy Name, 
God loves us so much He sent His Only Begotten Son 
to shed His Holy Blood and die on the cross for our sins 
and rose again to grant us eternal life, 
so that whoever repents of his/her sin 
and believes in Jesus Christ will be forgiven 
and welcomed into Heaven. 
Not because of what we have done, 
but because of what Jesus did for us. 
Why? 
Because that is The Wonder of God.
Elvis may have been the king of rock and roll, 
but Jesus Is and Always Will Be
The King of Glory, The King of the Universe.
Elvis would want you to know that.

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Always On My Mind

Fun song.
And guess what?
Although this is another love song, 
this makes me think of God too.


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And my secret favorite Elvis song ....

Memories

Why a secret?
Maybe because it's so emotional.
He sang so many fun, peppy songs; 

and here I am liking a slow, "sappy" one.

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picture slide show of elvis presley throughout his life to his song memories.

Lots of other favorites. Heartbreak Hotel (a rare version of which appears in my Heaven-Bent post: Remembering Elvis) if only because it's such a fun song to sing and to which to impersonate Elvis. As are Jailhouse Rock and That's All Right. Might as well add Don't Be Cruel and Teddy Bear to that list too. 

Other favorites include: My WaySuspicious Minds, Kentucky Rain, and You Don't Have to Say You Love Me. Great songs that still sound great. More complex lyrically, musically, and vocally than his 1950s' hits.


"Thank you. Thank you very much.
Adios. And God bless."

Dean



For more of Elvis
please visit Heaven-Bent for my posts: 
Jacko, Elvis, and The Albino Bigfoot
my 6-Part Epic Inside/Out Adventure 
which began with Beggar Gone Bad!; 
and Remembering Elvis.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Some of My Favorite Steve Martin Jokes

To celebrate 
Steve Martin's birthday next Tuesday (August 14), 
here are:

Some of My Favorite
Steve Martin Jokes


“Um, I know that sounds phony, 
‘cause every entertainer in the world comes out 
no matter where they are and they always go, 
‘HEY! IT'S REALLY GREAT TO BE HERE!’ 
And it really sounds fake. 
But, believe me, I am sincere when I say, 
‘HEY! IT’S REALLY GREAT TO BE HERE!’” *

Enjoy this early performance 

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“Well, anyway, um. Oh, this is an interesting thing. I, uh, gave my cat a bath the other day. You know I’d always heard you weren’t supposed to give cats baths, but my cat came home; and he was really dirty; and I decided to give him a bath. And it was great. If you have a cat, don’t worry about it. They love it. He sat there. He enjoyed it. Uh, it was fun for me, you know; and uh, the fur would stick to my tongue. But other than that, you know, it was, uh, great.” *

Enjoy the hilarious magical comedy of 
The Great Flydini
from The Tonight Show 
starring Johnny Carson:

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“Okay, I don’t like to, um, gear my material to the audience but, um, I’d like to make an exception, because I was told, uh, that there is a convention of plumbers, in San Francisco, this week; and I understand about 30 of ‘em came down to the show tonight. So before I came out, I worked up a joke especially for the plumbers. And, uh, now those of you, who aren’t plumbers, probably won’t get this and won’t think it’s funny, but I think those of you who are plumbers will really enjoy this. And, uh, so if you’re not a plumber, please, just bear with me for a while. And just kind of, uh, hold off on this, but I’d really like to do this for the plumbers. So, here we go: This lawn supervisor was out on a sprinkler maintenance job; and he started working on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom seven-inch gangly wrench. Well, just then, a little apprentice leaned over and said, ‘You can’t work on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom seven-inch wrench.’ Well this infuriated the supervisor, so he went and got Volume 14 of the Kinsley manual; and he reads to him and says, ‘The Langstrom seven-inch wrench can be used with the Findlay sprocket.’ Just then, the little apprentice leaned over and said, ‘It says sprocket not socket!’” (Chuckles. Worried pause.) “Were those plumbers supposed to be here this show, or?” *


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“Comedy is the art of making people laugh 
without making them puke.” *

“I’ve got to keep breathing. 
... It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.” *

A bit risque, but funny, 
Steve shares his Five Wishes for Christmas:

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I handed in a script last year 
and the studio didnt change one word. 
... The word they didnt change was on page 87.” *

I think I did pretty well, 
considering I started out with nothing, 
but a bunch of blank paper.” *

Enjoy this Steve Martin short film!
The hilarious Absent-Minded Waiter

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“All Ive ever wanted was an honest week’s pay 
... for an honest days work.” *

Other favorite Steve Martin jokes not included here are Ramblin Man/Theme From Ramblin ManOne Way to Leave Your Lover, and GooglephonicsOf course, with so many great Steve Martin jokes from which to choose, how can anyone pick everyones favorite? So if, for whatever reason, I didnt include your favorite Steve Martin joke, then please let me close with this one: 



 

* Written and/or performed/spoken by Steve Martin.

For more about Steve Martin comedy, please visit previous post: My Favorite Comedians and visit Heaven-Bent on August 14 after 5 am (Eastern) for my post: Happy Birthday Steve Martin!

COMING THURSDAY August 16: My Favorite Elvis Songs



Friday, August 3, 2012

My Favorite Pranks

My Favorite Pranks

 

I enlisted the help of friends to help me with this post about My Favorite Pranks, which should probably be entitled: 

Our Favorite Pranks ...

When I asked for friends to recount their favorite pranks, David Warren shared this childhood memory: 

"When we were kids, and even now as adults, my brother would approach me while I was using a urinal. He would then grab my shoulders and shake vigorously while yelling "Earthquake"! Terrible, I know. And even though I was the victim, I still think it is hilarious. I've gotten him back once or twice. Now, any time we go into a public bathroom together, both of us are still on guard."

Dodie Julian remembered this: 

"Many years ago while sitting in church by my sister Dusti, I took my right hand and used my thumb, point finger, ring finger and pinky as 4 legs. Then my middle finger was the head like a dog, I then had this creation slowly walk up to Dusti's hand. My middle finger sniffed her hand and then I hiked up my pinky, as if to pee on her. We LAUGHED so HARD!! We were yelled at by my father all of the way home. From then on we could not sit by each other. LOL LOL LOL"

Last year someone claimed that the Bible "proved" the Rapture would be on a certain day, even though Jesus said in the Bible that no one knows the day nor the hour. (Why do people who "predict" the day of the Rapture never read that verse? Anyway, ...) The morning of that day, my friend Daniel's wife Gina woke up before him and placed her pajamas on the bed as if she were sleeping in them, but got Raptured out of them. Daniel woke up to find his wife's pajamas lying there like that. And then, while he was still perplexed, Gina jumped out of the closest laughing! Best Wrongly-Predicted Rapture Date Prank Ever!

No translation needed, 
this is the universal language of pranking ...

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Sound Advice:
Please don't repeat what you heard said 
in the previous video to any of your German friends.

My favorite prank? 

I'm glad you asked. It went a little something like this ...

My sister-in-law Sharon wanted a certain kind of fancy towels for Christmas, so I bought her that certain kind of fancy towels. Which is fine. I love knowing I'm giving the right gift. But I don't like the receiver already knowing what I'm giving, so I put broken bottles inside a box and put that box inside the gift box with the towels. Then when I dropped off my presents for my brother and his family, I put Sharon's gift on top. She was on the phone as I walked in. She said into the phone: "Dean's here; and he brought presents." I then "accidentally" dropped the top box onto the floor which made a loud broken-glass crash. Still giving the play-by-play into the phone, she said: "He dropped one." I picked it up and shook it, so she could hear the broken glass. She said: "He broke it." With an apologetic look on my face, I showed her the label. She blurted into the phone: "And it was mine!" I said, "I'm sorry, Sharon. It was on sale. I can't return it." 

May be PG-13, but this one's fun 
and not nearly as naughty as it looks ...

Published on Mar 7, 2012 by 

My secret favorite prank ....

I used to have two pairs of shorts that looked alike. When a woman visiting me went to the bathroom, I took out the pair of shorts that resembled the pair I wore and placed those on top of my dresser along with a pair of underwear and the shirt that I was wearing. (I took off my shirt, but kept on my shorts.) I got in bed and got under the sheets up to my mid-torso. She returned, saw me under the sheets, and saw my "clothes" on the nearby dresser.  


PLEASE NOTE: This blog does not condone mistreating anyone or their property. Like Jesus says: "Treat others the way you want to be treated."

COMING FRIDAY August 10: Some of My Favorite Steve Martin Jokes

COMING THURSDAY August 16: My Favorite Elvis Songs